Sanatan Dharam Vidya Mandir

Where Your Dreams Come to Die (But Your Character Gets Built)

1000+

Traumatized Students

50+

Teachers Who Won't Retire

24/7

Assembly Time

About SDVM

Welcome to Sanatan Dharam Vidya Mandir, where your dreams of a normal school life go to die. Here, assembly time is a full-length feature film, and the canteen food is a mystery that even Sherlock Holmes couldn't solve. Our legacy? Well, let's just say our school's age is classified information to protect the innocent.

WiFi Speed

Slower than a snail carrying a backpack

Assembly Time

Longer than your entire summer vacation

Canteen Food

Mystery meat that even the stray dogs avoid

Bathrooms

Where your worst nightmares come true

Premium Facilities

Experience luxury like never before... in your dreams.

Air Conditioning

Available exclusively in the Principal's office. Students can feel the cold air from the corridor... if they dare to go near.

Restrooms

A test of your survival skills. Bring your own supplies. The school's way of teaching you to hold it in.

WiFi

The school's WiFi is like a mythical creature - everyone talks about it, but no one has ever seen it work. Perfect for teaching students the value of offline activities.

Canteen

Where the samosas are always cold, the chai is always hot, and the prices are always high. The only place where ₹10 gets you a ₹5 experience.

School Myths & Legends

The Assembly Bell

Rings at random intervals. Some say it's controlled by a monkey with a hammer.

The Teachers' Room

Some say it's where teachers go to recharge their batteries. Others say it's where they plot world domination.

The Canteen Food

Legend says it was once edible. Now it's just a mystery wrapped in an enigma.

The Bathroom Pass

More valuable than gold. Some students have been waiting since 2010.

Admissions Open

Want to experience the SDVM magic (and trauma)? Apply now before Ravi Kant's son takes your seat again.

100% Chance of Character Building

Free Running Practice

Trauma Bonding with Classmates

Free Sauna Experience

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