Where Your Dreams Come to Die (But Your Character Gets Built)
Traumatized Students
Teachers Who Won't Retire
Assembly Time
Welcome to Sanatan Dharam Vidya Mandir, where your dreams of a normal school life go to die. Here, assembly time is a full-length feature film, and the canteen food is a mystery that even Sherlock Holmes couldn't solve. Our legacy? Well, let's just say our school's age is classified information to protect the innocent.
Slower than a snail carrying a backpack
Longer than your entire summer vacation
Mystery meat that even the stray dogs avoid
Where your worst nightmares come true
Rings at random intervals. Some say it's controlled by a monkey with a hammer.
Some say it's where teachers go to recharge their batteries. Others say it's where they plot world domination.
Legend says it was once edible. Now it's just a mystery wrapped in an enigma.
More valuable than gold. Some students have been waiting since 2010.
Want to experience the SDVM magic (and trauma)? Apply now before Ravi Kant's son takes your seat again.
100% Chance of Character Building
Free Running Practice
Trauma Bonding with Classmates
Free Sauna Experience